The following graph can be used to explain the relationship between hiring too many shitty workers on your independent wrestling event and your overall attendance. This should be used to help calculate your Shit Worker Coefficient. Essentially, the model shows that if you have 10 or more shit workers, you have no hope of drawing more than 40 paying fans.

Please note that only 10% of wrestling fans are smart enough to understand this graph. If you laughed, you are in the upper percentile.